I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca


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Anonymous asked:

Which Amtrak route is best for gay sex?

amtrak-official:

Empire Builder, it’s long so you have time for sex, has sleeper cars, good scenery, and ends in Seattle which has something every gay can appreciate: quality restoration projects on formerly industrial rivers

Lily James
The 2023 Met Gala

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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100% agree

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

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Making a BBC Merlin comic called Always Together.
Now available to read/follow for updates on Tapas!

Kaidan Alenko aesthetic for @susurrusilous

being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real

guide 4 teens

  • tell the cops nothing
  • tell the paramedics everything
  • ur eyebrows are fine

Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

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♦ 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 ♦ a brilliant crimson and cerulean test design (for now...)

Top 10 Horror Films (as voted by my followers): #2 — Jennifers Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
💗 I thought you only murdered boys. I go both ways.

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